Based on a scene from this book (again). It’s completely AU and probably OOC too, but I always wanted to write the Sherlolly version of that particular scene xD
Sherlock: Molly, I think it’s time to bring our relationship to the next level.
Molly: What do you mean?
Sherlock: It’s time for us to be in a romantic relationship, you know, to be a couple.
Molly: Huh? Why?
Sherlock: *rolls eyes* Because we love each other, obviously. I’m in love with you, you’re in love with me, it’s only logical-
Molly: Hang on a second.. I’m in love with you? Wha- How? Sherlock, I’m not in love with you.
Sherlock: That’s what I said. So it’s only logi- whaaat?! What did you just say?
Molly: I’m not in love with you.
Sherlock: You’re not.. Oh! I know this, I know. You’re in love with me, Molly, but you’re at the ‘denial’ stage.
Molly: Excuse me?
Sherlock: The ‘denial’ stage, a stage experienced by some people when they’re in love with someone but somehow totally deny the fact that they’re in love with that someone to protect themselves from the possibility of heartbreak.
Molly: *rolls eyes* Listen, Sherlock. I’m at the stage where, I’m simply. Not. In love. With you. How’s that?
Sherlock: … *whispers* You never love me? Not at all?
Molly: *sighs* Look, I like you, alright. You’re my friend, of course I like you. Just.. not in that way.
Sherlock: But you always bring me coffee.
Molly: I always bring John coffee.
Sherlock: You help me with my cases.
Molly: I help Greg with his cases.
Sherlock: Who’s Greg?
Molly: Nah, find out yourself. Anyway, I’m flattered you feel that way toward me, I really am, but I’m sorry I don’t feel the same way. I hope we can still be friends though.. Sherlock?
Molly: Sherlock, are you okay?
Molly: Sher- John, Sherlock is not responding, ah I mean-
John: It’s fine. He is probably in his mind palace right now.
Molly: Wha- really?
John: He’s alright, Molly. Don’t worry.
Molly: I see. I excuse myself then, there’s a meeting I need to attend.. Laters.
John: She’s gone.
John: *snorts* *laughs* The ‘denial’- *laughs*
Sherlock: Shut up!